Still didn’t get to enjoy my clean sewing
room. DH took me for some golfing practise and I nearly died. Hitting a ball a short distance into a net
and doing the real thing proved to be totally different. We started off with putting – as DH put it, ‘before
your arms get tired’ – proved he knew something I didn’t! Then hit what seemed to be 50 balls from the
driving range and 50 turned out the magic number as that was about the furthest
I could hit a ball and then not necessarily in the right direction. Back to the number 50..... Why o, why would
women in their 50’s decide to play golf?
I think by then I moaned so much that DH
decided to buy me breakfast and it turned out the bar opened just then and I
must confess, this was a first for me.......... a glass of white wine with
plenty of ice, with breakfast! Heck but
it was SO good.
Not done, I had to do the pitching thing –
for in case I ended up in a sand bunker – more likely DH should have said
‘seeing that you’re going to be more in sand bunkers than anywhere else’ but
with the golf stick in my hands, he selected his wordings rather carefully.
Then ‘the brain’ thought it good to take me
out on the course to experience the real thing by playing only 5 holes. I don’t have any idea of who thought up this
game, made the rules, decided you needed more than one stick, have to remember
how far you hit with which one and get a ball in the tiniest hole ever but this
person (most likely a man) must have been terribly bored with really not much
happening in his life. He should have
tried quilting!
When done I, for the first time, understood
why men have the ‘one-for-the-road’ drink as I then insisted on one. Felt as if I would never make it home without
it, so another glass of ice-cold white wine.
I could already feel my muscles stiffen in
the car – everything from my neck to my ankles with my arms and shoulders
feeling the worst. Stopped by the shop
for milk on our way back and rewarded myself with a huge slice of cheesecake –
I think it should be shared by 3 people – but my body obviously burnt more
calories on the golf course today than in the last 15 years of my life, so I
had it all by myself! In retrospect, it
looked better than it tasted but I finished it anyway.
Early evening I mustered up the courage to
take up a quilting project I started earlier this year but this quilt is going
to turn out huge with hundreds of tiny pieces and my clean sewing room proved
to be slightly too small, so I came down to the classroom but quilting with
muscles that doesn’t belong to me, was no fun and I did not achieve much.
DH promised to give me a good massage
tonight and I so looked forward to this however the soul is already sleeping on
the couch in front of the TV so I can’t help wondering whether this is going to
realize. Massage or not, I’m going to
sleep like a baby tonight.
You have much to learn! On the one occasion I agreed to play golf with DH, I made it such a nightmare that it will never, ever be suggested again! Either that, or just say 'no thanks' to anyone who asks!
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